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Some England Jokes
by Nick on Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:55 pm
Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.
Q: What is common between a 3-pin plug and the England football team?
A: They are both useless in Europe!
Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?
A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.
The chairman of the FA has told Steve McClaren he is more than welcome to attend their fancy dress Xmas party.
Steve is going as a pumpkin, hoping that someone will turn him into a coach.
Q: What's the difference between Lewis Hamilton and the England Team?
A: Hamilton will be going to Switzerland with McLaren next year.
A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.
Q: What is common between a 3-pin plug and the England football team?
A: They are both useless in Europe!
Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?
A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.
The chairman of the FA has told Steve McClaren he is more than welcome to attend their fancy dress Xmas party.
Steve is going as a pumpkin, hoping that someone will turn him into a coach.
Q: What's the difference between Lewis Hamilton and the England Team?
A: Hamilton will be going to Switzerland with McLaren next year.
